ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
she did it boys
she found it
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
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what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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